Although, we’re sure the seat on the right did serve its intended purpose well.

We’re sorry to report an onslaught of destructive primates falls outside the warranty coverage on our saddles. So too would damage caused by badgers, ocelots, platypus, wallabies, crayfish, armadillos, llamas, manatees and … well, pretty much anything with wings, paws, claws, flippers or hooves.

On the bright side, the above saddle very likely continued to provide a comfortable ride for many more miles despite the wild kingdom’s murderous attempts to end it. Stay safe out there friends and keep an eye out for malicious critters!